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Excepter – Equinox C40 – TOP 12 – ER 21

1. In my head I have written a description of Excepter using all sorts of flowery prose saying that they are dark bishops in a contemporary age of enlightenment and carry a torch passed from Roman mystery religions to the Gnostics to their hermetic brethren to the Ifá cults. Instead of a rant like that I think it would be more appropriate to say that Matthew and I are proud to release their latest tape entitled Equinox. 40 minutes of mindzap electronique, many more moments of beauty than grotesque, fluid, meaningful. No jokes, no pranks. No trappings of any genre. – Witchbeam, in a fever dream hovering over Crow Hill, March 20th 2010.

Side A: “EQUINOX” recorded at Glasslands Gallery NYC
Side B: “PROJECT ROOM” recorded at Issue Project Room NYC
All music by Excepter: Ryan, Corbin, Amory, Hougland, Nicholson, Ryan

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2. Technicians of the Divine Vol. 2 C30 TOP 13
Virginal Volcanoes – Whiskey on the Rocks
On Tuesday, August 24th, 2009 an obscure fraternity was born between Telecult Powers & John Fell Ryan of Excepter. Transplutonian communication was attempted via liquid instead of the vacuum of space. JFR took the role as the houngan, Mr. Matthews as the host. Witchbeam most likely lost his mind. This recording is the result.

Clouds Without Water – Lord of Unbalanced Force
Clouds WIthout Water is Brian Butler, a musician, magician, writer and filmmaker based in Los Angeles. He performs in a duo with the legendary Kenneth Anger called Technicolor Skull. He recently premiered “Night of Pan”, a film starring Vincent Gallo in a dark ritual that “symbolizes the stage of ego death in the process of spiritual attainment.” I first came across his work when I read the excellent Marjory Cameron article in the Disinfo Book of Lies.

http://www.brianbutler.org

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3. Fluxmonkey – The Man in the Yellow Hat Serves Imperialism C40 TOP 14
Some know him as Fluxmonkey, Flar calls him Luigi Bob & his email says Bbob Drake, all point to Cleveland’s synth building wizard king. I have a great memory of looking across the camping field during the Voice of the Valley last summer and seeing all the great Cleveland freaks of past/present/future sitting in his dojo – Bee Mask – Emeralds – Sam Goldberg – Fragments – Thursday Club – Mr. Matthews – J. Guy – all were at the feet of the master and enjoying his coffee.

This is his first solo release, he had been biding his time, making something beautiful. We couldn’t be happier to release it in our temple.

Check him out online – http://www.fluxmonkey.com – Check out that wall.

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4. Lil John to Chew Root TOP 15
Just Judgment – Increase Wealth – Break Hexes (Keep in pocket to curse go back) – Sold as a Curio Only
Just as important to the Temple of Pei’s music is its theories and practice of Hooodootronix, our special blend of noise, hoodoo rootwork, mysteries, candle magic, & espiritismo. We are thrilled to unveil our first root, the Lil John to Chew. It has been alleged to be a swayer of jurys and a bringer of good luck; you can’t go wrong with one in your pocket. Telecult Powers swear by this lucky little root to help open cosmic gateways and you should too. Each package is anointed with Little John’s older brother, High John the Conqueroo oil.

1 Tape 8 US/ 10 Rest of the World
2 Tapes 15 US/19 Rest of the World
3 Tapes 22 US/27 Rest of the World
3 Tapes + Root – 23 US

Root – $4 US Not available Europe

Paypal – telecult.powers@gmail.com Between 11 PM EST & 10 AM EST please email first to check availability. If available I will put reserve it for you until the morning.

Temple of Pei has a new batch of tapes coming out on Saturday, including one from Excepter, a split between Virginal Volcanoes and Brian Butler, and an amazing new one by Fluxmonkey. That’s right kids, the first official solo release by one of Cleveland’s greatest noise artists, and if you know anything about the scene in CLE you know that is a ridiculously bold statement.

Which leads me to…

So I met Genesis P-Orridge the other day. I was stumbling around trying to find this abandoned ballroom that I keep hearing about and bumped right into her. We chatted a bit, but almost immediately after I saw this place and laughed and laughed and laughed:

So yeah, if you know why this image is related to my little story, send me an email with your postal address to witchbeam@gmail.com and tell me why.

Whoa, Jason & Jack got in on this action, early. They should expect some extras too! Whoo hoo.

Fine print – first two people. US only, I’m super broke, sorry Europe, etc! Oh, and if you have won any other contests, you’re not eligible.

Hey, check it out, Ray Cummings wrote an article about Telecult Powers in the latest issue of Signal To Noise…

Run, don’t walk to your nearest newsstand, Barnes & Noble, Borders, etc. to find your copy!

Every time we play Philadelphia the cops are involved. The first time at Pifas they came out because an alleged prostitute escaped from a violent “john” in front of the venue, the second time the cops were looking for  a goth nazi and now on January 15th a police officer got shot next door to the venue we were playing at. WTF Philly? I’ve lived in Crown Heights, Brooklyn for the last 3 years and have played countless shows in this city and have dealt with police a total of zero times.

Anyways, Broad Channel Bill rolled down via Chinatown bus and took some rad video.

We were lucky enough to share the stage with Bee Mask & God Willing doing a cool collaboration, hope there are more soon, and Outer Space, which were John Elliot & Jeff Hatfield from Fragments for this sesher.

Wm. Berger invited us (Telecult Powers) back to his Castle of Quiet radio show last week during the WFMU marathon to perform a Prosperity Spell to attempt to beef up the donations, and from what I heard we blew past the projected goal so it must have been a success. Magick is nearly impossible to really measure so I will take what I can get.

We called in some reinforcements for the gig, namely our dear friend Lala who took on the role of the Queen Witch Hecate. She led us through the Initiation Rite, Prosperity Spell and a general “freakout” at the end. We are going to go into the studio next month to try to do serious studio versions of what we did, but in the meantime please check out the archive:

http://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/35015

& Oh, hey, this is important. Check this out if you want to self initiate yourself into the Temple of Pei… http://my-castle-of-quiet.blogspot.com/2010/03/supplies-needed-to-follow-along-and-be.html

We perform at 39, 1:37 & 2:16, but lots of good stuff was played, from 13 Thames’ Joshua Slusher to our Hex Breaker Quintet co-conspirators GrassHopper (Hex Breaker Quintet will be appearing on MCoQ April 28th & opening for Excepter March 20th).

Queen Witch Hecate

Wm. Berger

& for krewe that was at the show we played last week at the Red Light District, you should get this joke -
Matthew

Witchbeam